Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I had sex with my mother in law

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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