Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What can make you pee? Liquid

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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