It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

women's rights.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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