- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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