Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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