Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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