What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock, Knock. Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I have suicidal thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

thumb_up thumb_down +12

kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops