- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

whats 69+2? 71

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