- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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