- Anti Joke

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.