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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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