- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

bees knees

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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