yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

women's rights

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Jewwy Jewstein

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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