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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Which is longer? A rope...

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Nickleback.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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