- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Womens Rights

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

all jokes aside...

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs