Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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I grunt when I poop.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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canada

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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