What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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