A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Knock knock Come in

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Your future.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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