xavier stop

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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