- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Women Sports.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Church.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

its snowing on mount fuji

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