- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

I hate blackniggers

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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