- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Jerry.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

I was once a hamster.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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