What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

what happens every day? People die

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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