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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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