Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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oooh look a banshee

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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