Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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