Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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