- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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