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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

The NBA and womens sports

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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