Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

hey justin

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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