why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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