- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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