- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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