Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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F? No k

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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