Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Donald Trump.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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