What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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