what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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this is not a joke. jks

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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