Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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its all aodhan

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its snowing on mount fuji

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

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