Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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I have aids

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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