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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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