Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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