Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Hahaha

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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You will not press the like button.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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