Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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