your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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black people

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Safe sex MR

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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gay people

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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