- Anti Joke

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators