- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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