Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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women's rights

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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