- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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