- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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