So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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heat!

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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