- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

shut up iggy

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A woman walks into a bar.

THE END.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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