- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's fat.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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