Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what happens every day? People die

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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