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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Your future.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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