Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Nickelback

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

world peace

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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