- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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