- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Women's rights.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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