- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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