- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the woman?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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