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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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