What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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