- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's fat.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

tims sty:)

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

I am a nigger.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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