- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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