- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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