What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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