Whats the difference between a frog?

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Elizabeth Warren

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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