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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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