Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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