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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

President Donald Trump

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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